The 6 Stages of Waking Up

The 6 Stages of Waking Up


1- BLISS
If you have a quiet alarm you know what Im talking about, its those 4 seconds where you don't know whats going on, your just laying around not a care in the world, but then...


2- ANGER 
You realize whats going on, reality comes back to you and you realize that the song on the radio you are listing to is actually sung by Ke$ha. Visions of last night dance back into your head and you shake your angry fist at the world for waking you out of the blissful sleep coma.


3- ACCEPTANCE
When you accept that the world is not all bad, the song changes into something good, and perhaps you are lulled back to sleep. If not you think about waking up.


4-ANNOYENCE 
UGH who wants to get out of bed, its warm, soft and the ONLY place you can see yourself being right now, you are SO annoyed that you have to get out, and do whatever people do in the morning.


5- SITTING UP
You finally drag your dead body up into a sitting position, and contemplate the feeling of when your feet touch the cold ground... shiver...


6- WALKING
Yes you have finally done it you are up around and WALKING. Congratulations, you can now start your morning the Lili way.