House+Family Guy= Lili?

I basacally watch 7 TV shows on TV/Hulu the night after on a regular basis. THEY ARE, Saturday Night Live, The Office, Community, Project Runway, Glee, Family Guy, and House. Saturday night is pretty funny and something I watch on Hulu on Sunday. The Office, I also watch on Hulu, Same goes for community, Project Runway I DVR and It ended this week so thats basically out. 

That leaves Family Guy and House

I know the contrast of those shows together just made your head explode, they are just so different, how can anybody love both of them at the same time? The answer: I don't know. JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE.  

I have some unhealthy obsessions for each show and I can't figure out which one I absolutely love more. LETS COMPARE

House

I LOVE HOUSE. That phrase should be repeated screamed off of a tall building in order to get the full effect. Its just so..... AMAZING. It has everything, romance, drama, mysteries, medical things, humor, all rolled into one. Anything you could EVER ask for, its there. I have seen every episode, and when I say every episode, I AM NOT exaggerating, I have seasons 1-6 on DVD. Yes I am a loser, but a happy house loving one. I love all the medical mysteries his humor. Probably the best change they ever made to the series was when they got rid of cameron. I HATED her character towards the end. OOWOW she made me mad. I also love the team this season. Dr. Chase is the hottest man alive AND he is australian (added bonus), Dr. Forman who is just there and has some comedy + drama that goes to his character and 13 who I LOVE LOVE LOVE but is gone for some reason and I CANT wait and see the drama when she comes back. Plus House and Cuddy are together which is awesome and no longer frustrating.

Family Guy

Well this show is impossibly different than House, BUT STILL. Super funny. Yes I realize it can be offensive, but hilariously offensive, GOOD STUFF. I like how one episode is totally different from the other and it has almost no plot. I also can't get enough of Peter's flashbacks. LOLZ. I basically sit at my computer screen with a huge stupid smile through the whole episode because I find it so funny. HAHA

STORY: I was playing "Just Dance" on the wiii awkwardly yesterday when I resized they had "Surfin' Bird" on it. Now if your a family guy fan like me you will get this reference but i have provided a link below to get it. ANYWAY, I had some sort of laugh attack. I know what your thinking, best story ever told and I should probably tell it at parties. Oh don't worry, I know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

House + Family Guy= BEST STUFF EVER

Let me just say, this episode made my life. Enough said. 

So, Which Television show do I like better? The world may never know. 

Ke$sha and Vegtables

Ahh such a lame week, I have been trying to come up with a blog post but with no success.... UNTILL NOW...  HAHA JUST KIDDING. 

Now time for my weekly rant:

I was just looking at the iTunes top 200 or something like that and noticed the number one song is "We R Who We R"by Ke$ha. There is so many things wrong with that previous sentence. For one, this song shouldn't let alone be number one on the list but not even 5000000000 on the list. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE SEE IN HER? Ill tell you what I see, a someone who looks like she spent all night at a club rolling around on the floor in a pile of dirt and glitter. REALLY. Second: The song title.. we r who we r? Can we please use proper grammar here people. WE ARE NOT TEXTING. 

HAHA, OOWOW she gets me angry. 

On a happier note, I've decided to become a vegetarian. Im trying to do this in the least hypocritical way possible but, its for the environment. I understand all you people out there who think that eating meat has absolutely no effect on anything but I politely decline your criticism and believe that you are wrong. It actually sets off a whole chain of events from pollution of lakes and rivers to deforestation and excess methane. And i'm NOT doing this because I feel "sorry" for the animals when they get their heads chopped off or something... I actually feel sorrier when they cut off chickens beaks because they don't want them to peck each other when they are so crammed in their small boxes waiting to be packaged. I have done a lot of research about healthy vegetarian eating so I will not eat pasta with butter every night and become a 676 pound shut in BTW's

So halloween is coming up I will be...

Wanda from Where's Waldo. But dear God not as tacky. Part of this has to do with my unhealthy obsession with Where's Waldo the iPhone game, and my need to be a hipster. FUN STUFF

Well thats all for today my people. 

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

HELLO EVERYBODY. Its my birthday, and world pasta day. So everybody please eat a bowl of your favorite for me. THANKSOMUCH! Oh and still no winnings on the concert tickets, although yesterday I was the 7th caller (the tenth caller needed to win) AHH SO CLOSE! But, tomorrow's my last chance to win. WISH ME LUCK and BIRTHDAY WISHES

Songs Im Absolutely Obsessed With

Mumford and Sons, The Cave 

If someone sang this to me I would legit be nothing but a puddle of my former self because it is so cute. Well, at least I think so. It is a tad creepy about the noose and stuff but GUESS WHAT he is SAVING YOU from the noose. How nice is that? I just hate watching the video because It ruins all the romantic-ness of it because the lead singer  looks like a bear. Which isn't bad, just not really as romantic as it should be. Unless you like having sex with bears.... which is.... questionable, and dangerous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KkUeRPjc-Y


Gorillaz, Rhinestone Eyes

I really don't know why I love this song so much, BUT IT IS FUCKING AMAZING. It has a fantastic beat, trippy lyrics that don't make sense, accept if you stayed up all night engaging in illegal drug activity. I mean, its sort of romantic..... Kind of, if you were on meth. But still, good stuff. Favorite Line: Im a scary gargoyle on the tower, that you made with plastic power, your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away. HAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYDmaexVHic


Grizzly Bear, Slow Life

YES I DO realize that this song is off the "New Moon" soundtrack BUT STILL, there are some good things on that track, the acting in the move is awful, but not the music.... It is a good song. Just great. Its perfect for driving in the rain on back-country roads with it turned up real loud while you snuggle with significant other... mhhhmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4xtM7uxG4


The Killers, Show You How

I love how it starts out on the answering machine, and how Brandon Flowers laughs at the beginning. HOW CUTE IS THAT. I totally wish I had a man like that. SRSLY. How funny of a last name is Flowers? SO FUNNY. It sounds like he's a hippie who changed his name at 18, because he felt that he was going 'against the norm'. But, really he is a devoted follower of the Mormon faith. STRANGE....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBXIOTjMkvM


The Shins, Australia

I love songs that have different lyrics every chorus and bridge, so refreshing. The video is HILARIOUS. Its not really like a regular music video, the music is just playing in the background and they are at a used car dealer ship. They look like they are going to steel the cars but end up stealing the BALLOONS. Hilarious, the simple pleasures of balloons.... ADDED BONUS: I am also obsessed with Australia and want to go there like Lindsey Lohan wants crack cocaine. AND that is a lot of want there people. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHTSxw6zN1E&feature=fvw



Florence and the Machine, Lungs (the entire album)

Yes this is such a good album. I like to listen to it, ANYtime ANYwhere. I love Kiss with a Fist. She is so feisty like a ginger should be.
I am trying to win tickets to see the bands acoustic session in Boston but haven't won, YET. I still have 9 more chances to call/text in, and when I win I will write a whole blog post in all caps, which shouldn't be hard seeing as I do that ANYWAY... Funny story. I was trying to call earlier and ended up calling the a wrong number. GUESS WHO I CALLED? The police. It didn't go over well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpsDegqioVA

Dreaming of Concert Tickets

UGHHH, I have been trying to win concert tickets ALL DAY. Nothing is working. I might just have to crack down and buy some myself. Probably why I haven't won yet is because I was in school half the day and romantic couples and crowds of people block the doorways so I can't get to my car and turn on the DAMN radio so I can go see Florence and the Machine's sold out show AND an acoustic session. CURSE YOU. But, I signed up for this thing so the radio station texts me and tells me when to call. BUT EVEN THEN I only have a tiny tiny chance of winning because EVERYONE under the damn sun wants to go.

BLAH, well anyway, someone should do something about the formatting on Blogger, it keeps screwing up the text and my pictures. PEOPLE NEED TO FIX IT

http://www.hulu.com/watch/57933/saturday-night-live-update-oscar-rogers

haha

God this has been an angry post, sorry for the negative energy my friends. 

Lets brighten it up a bit and talk about the majesty of DREAMING.

I read this article about "astral projections" or conscious dreaming and supposedly it can be done. You just have to lay down, not move anything and let your body fool itself into thinking your'e dreaming so you become "safety paralyzed". THEN you have to separate from your paralyzed-physical body into your "astral" or dream body. If you move your actual body then you "wake up" and you can't move.
Now have had this happen to me before and is insane. You can't move or breath in some cases. This happens to me about once every two months.
Anyways if you move past this scary shit, you can move around in your "dream body" and do whatever the hell you want. SUCH AS:
Looking into the sky and seeing fun colors.
Flying
Having Sex with anyone
Speaking with Movie Stars
Pretty much anything your conscious brain can think of: LIKE INCEPTION. HAHA JUST KIDDING
But, that would be some awesome shit
The only thing you can't do apparently is look in a mirror... I'm not sure why? Can someone tell me why because I really want to know...... Im thinking it has something to do with fantasy vs. reality, or because mirrors are just creepy/trippy in the first place.
I think Ill try this tonight and see how it goes. Ill let you know what happens. Ill try not to look in a mirror, or maybe I will and find out. WISH ME LUCK

Why October is the Best Month Ever

Haunted Houses

Haunted houses are the shit. You get to go into a creepy house, people jump out at you, you get an adrenaline rush, you scream and you get to cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend while he/she comforts you. What more could you ask for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1tKCZHXwU&feature=player_embedded
         

Pretty Leaves

I pity the people who live in a place where the leaves don't change color. Here in New England it is just so pretty. Enough said. 

My Birthday

I mean, its my birthday, the best holiday of the year. CELEBRATE IT.

Carving Pumpkins

I love carving pumpkins. Especially when you pick the design out of the book that is the hardest and then spend 5 hours on it because you have no life. But it looks fucking amazing when you're done. 

Candy

I mean candy is out all year but you actually have an excuse to buy some when its halloween. You have to give it out to the children or else you will get egged, and no-one likes scraping dried up egg off you're car accept if you really like eggs and you lick it off of things. YUM

 Costumes

I FOUND YOU

One day of year you get to dress up like a dumb ass and prance around in whatever you want. It could be a fairy, a sexy nurse, Waldo, or a giant boob. Whatever the hell you want. GO FOR IT.

THE END

An Open Letter to High School "Men"

Dear You Charming High School "Men",
I sooo enjoy your funny antics every day of my life. You are just so charming with your different "cliques". There are you nerd men, who dazzle me everyday with your crazy eyes. Thank you for all the creepy stares. Oh and who can forget about my group of homies who love to bust a sag? I just love you're new boxers. It really turns me on. Oh yeah, also those people who poked me on the shoulder today! I love you're five year old humor! It really makes me laugh. You know when some guy stands on one side, then reaches out to tap the other so you look the other way?? HAHA I almost peed! When I offered no reaction and you sunk into the corner laughing until you cried, oh my goodness it was the icing on the cake. You really should be on Saturday Night Live or something... MOVE OVER MR SANDBURG! Also, WHO could forget all those sporty guys! I love you're lax bro attitude, and how you walk around all day with you're football jersey on! Making conversation with the girls who have all the beautiful tight skirts and low tank tops and the is-she-pregnant-or-not-stomaches. Just charming. Please marry me. But, you are not all bad. I have to give a big shout out to all the "middle men" the guys that actually are OK. The men who make me laugh. You are all right. But what percentage of the school do you inhabit. Hmmmm lets think.. maybe 10%? Too bad you are taken. I guess I'll just have to settle for the losers who will be worshiping me on the silver screen in a few years. GOOD NIGHT.
-With so much kissey love, Lily <3

6 Texts

6 Texts That Make Me Want To Kill Myself

1-Too Many Letters

Example:

OMGGG GIRLLLL!!! Whattssss upppppp withhhhhhh youuuuu???? Nothinggggggg mucccchhh issss uppp withhhh meeee!!!!!

I mean come on, why do you feel the need to type every letter at the end of a word with extra nonesence? Do you want to sound drunk or something? WHY?

2- The Bad Grammar 

hey girl whats up with you i like candy and peas and chicken and i dont use propper grammar because im silly ahahahahah!

Oh God this annoys me.... are you really that lazy?

3-The Abbreviator 

Hahahahaha jk guyz whasz r u duing 2day? ahah my bff just 8 my bf surizz lolzzz! hahah

OK.... another thing with the laziness. 4 realzz guys?

4-The Lengthy Text

Hey girl, whats going on, I just heard that you are in the program at the school thats so awesome. I love you so much girl. So much that I am just going to fill this entire text with mindless bullshit about my life and your life and our new found friendship. So anyways Im going to eat a sandwich now and this text might be over 9384792384 characters so I better stop before I get cu

 I don't want to scroll down to read your entire mind. If you have a story to tell me, just call. Texts are meant for short and sweet business.

5-Excessive Emoticons

Hey Girl!! Just wanted to say HEY!! <3 <3 <3 <3 :) :) :) :p :p :p ;( :( :( ;( *:O 8) 8) YAYY!

I don't need to see this. Talk to me face to face if you want to express you're excessive emotions to me. 

6-The Motherlode

Heyyyzzz gurllll!!! whatzzzzz up witttt uuuuu?? hahahah Jkkkkk i kno wats goinnn on. u and ur bf is makiin!!!! oo yeeaa :) :) :) :0 :) :p :p. TEEHEHEHE Jkinggggg wit u gurlllll! PONIEZZ! LUVV U 2 DETH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3!!!

OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING.

Nuff' said. 

peace outt <3 Luv U Guyzzz!

Boring, Boring, Boring Thursdays

Is there anything more boring than a Thursday? The answer to that question is a resounding no. Nothing exciting happened accept the fact that tomorrow is Friday. So what should this post be about? I don't know, lets think. As far as I know, no one is reading this, I mean its my what? 3rd post? Yes, I could just type whole resounding paragraphs of

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and no one would even care! 

But I do want success.... so here it goes....

I am going to close my eyes and write about the first thing I see. 

Mirror

Mirror, you are very helpful in the morning, without you I would probably look like a dinosaur. You help me become pretty and for that I thank you. I just wish you were a little bigger, and I didn't have to bend down so much to look at you. Thank you very much for your time.

Nightlight

Yes I realize that the average nightlight user is between the ages of 1-10 and then 60-till' death, but I still enjoy your comforting glow. You make the room seem better when its dark. Thank you nightlight. 

Textbook

I hate you, first of all why do you have to be so heavy?? When I carry you around I feel like i'm getting an aerobic exercise. The information inside of you is somewhat useful, however, this does not make up for your bulky discusting-ness. Good day. 

Well this has been the worst post ever, I should probably just delete it. But, I need to write something to keep my adoring fans waiting. HAHA just kidding. 

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The Fresh Morning Breeze of New Movies

So I went to see the Social Network earlier in the week... how I love the fresh morning breeze of new movies. It is my ambition to become an actor once I get out of school, so its always a good thing when the business picks up. Is it just me or have movies gotten suckish lately? I mean, I can think of only a handful of good movies that have come out in the past year and a half. One of those is, INCEPTION.... I can not say enough about this movie. Just amazing. This is the reason why I want to get into the business, so I can make people feel like THAT. Have you learned the secret of that movie? Its pretty awesome, they hid the answer he is still in the dream or not IN THE MUSIC! I mean pure genius right there. 

Back to the Social Network, it was good, a nice pick up in the fall season. But did anyone else thing that Jessie Enisberg's voice was just the shrillest tone? I did.... The movie starts out on good intentions but it doesn't make the Mark character very likable. I mean he couldn't have been this much of an ass in real life? Well anyway it takes some interesting emotional turns and Justin Timberlake plays his part well. Finally, an appearance from him, I was beginning to think that he gotten himself eaten by a bear or something. It was long, but it ended pretty quickly. They could have explained more. It ended on such a crappy note that it wasn't the feel good flick that I came in thinking it was going to be, but defiantly a must-see for fall movies. 

Hello World

Do you know what really gets me angry? Nuts. You see I am allergic to these little packets of dread. I constantly have to watch out for them in everything I eat. 

A good example of this is when I go to Cold stone (you know the ice-cream place). They mix their ice-cream on that stone in front of you, but they don't really clean it. So I constantly have to ask them to make it in the "back". As soon as these words are spoken, you can see the dread and annoyance on their faces. They think, "Oh god why is this girl asking me to go and put in the extra effort just so she can live???"And when they give it back to me I have to worry if i'm eating their saliva or something. 

So anyways back to the story I was going to tell. Last night my mother got re-married. Everything was going just awesome, the ceremony in the park, reception in a lounge, until the entrees arrived. It was a sort of "serve your self, buffet style" meal so i was naturally one of the first people in line. I take a large helping of everything including pumpkin raviolis, some sort of pork, mac and cheese, and finally some sort of Japanese noodle dish. I sit down and start digging in like a penguin who hasn't seen fish in 12 days. I eat ONE BITE of the Japanese noodle dish and I start feeling my tongue and lips get big, and then it gets hard to swallow. I start panicking and everyone around me freaks out. I am having an allergic reaction at MY MOTHERS WEDDING. I try hard not to have a nervous breakdown, but the inevitable happens. Thankfully it didn't get much worse than me feeling like shit, itching all over because of the hives, and having the worst cough ever. After I was all stoned out on 3 benedryl I felt a lot better, HAHA no, just kidding. I danced until the benadryl wore off, had some stomach problems, and sat in the corner. But all in all it was pretty fun.